Internet Pimpin’…

damn…

the sheer volume of single women that are on the internet looking for men is ASTOUNDING.  i mean, STRAIGHT UP, there’s an ENDLESS SUPPLY – and on the reals, it’s HARD to make up my mind…it’s hard to STOP; and be “for real” / “serious” with one of ’em. On the reals, a lot of ’em wanna take things from point A to point B somewhat hastily…like,  on average, in my experience, women wanna move from “dating” / “friends” to “official” in about 1-2 months on average.

for some reason, they are more than ready to take things to the “next level”…is it that they like me so much??? is it that they just wanna be with somebody??? anybody? & tired of being “single”; lonely nights in a bed that was designed for two, but is currently only occupied by one?

as a young man, it’s hard to not take advantage of this situation…i mean, if variety is the “spice of life”, you would think that dating dozens of women would be the way to go…right?

but it’s not that simple. FEELINGS become involved…and if you got ANY kind of “SWAG”, you’d know that a “SIMP” is a PIMP with SYMPATHY.

so what is a playa to do? should a young playa even consider the woman’s feelings about the situation, and her goals and desires??? or should the playa just PLAY THE ROLE until he gets what he wants and then smoothly and methodically distances himself from the woman? considering her another “notch” under his belt?

it’s a cold game.

on one hand, it’s like, “i’ma just “hit it & quit it” because it prolly ain’t gonna work anyways”…but then on the other hand, it’s like, “damn, maybe i really should try to have something with this chic…maybe she really could be “the one” for me?”

but the evil character known as the INTERNET PIMP starts to whisper in your ear…right when you start kinda feelin’ this chic…the INTERNET PIMP hollers at you at the coldest times, and puts the illest thoughs in your mind..

in this article, i’ll refer to the “INTERNET PIMP” as “T.I.P.” or “THE INTERNET PIMP”…

he’ll tell you shit like, “DOG, YOU CAN FINDz  YOUz AN EVEN BADDER CHIC BRO…JUST LOG BACK ON TO ***”SOCIAL-SITE” OF YOUR CHOICE***.

or he’ll be like,  “BRA, SHEz PROLLY DOIN’ THE SAME EXACT THING AS YOU, PLAYA…HERE YOU ARE, THINKIN’ YOUz DA ONLY ONE, RIGHT? NAH SON!! SHE GOT A ROSTER OF CATS ON-CALL TOO MAYNE!!!

and he’ll also say things, like, “HOMIE, YOU ONLY GOTz ONE LIFE TO LIVE MAYNE…IF YOU AIN’T OUT THERE BEATIN’ THESE CAKES, THEN SOMEBODY ELSE WILL…

as you can see, i got a small problem with T.I.P.

on the flip side though, all i got is my conscience that tries to tell me to hit my brakes and slow my roll…H.I.V. / A.I.D.S. is REAL…and it’s DECIMATING people…ESPECIALLY people of color…especially WOMEN of color (my personal preference)…

with all this being said, it would look like the answer is plain as day…just make up your mind and go for it…do your best with the best candidate…

but like i said, T.I.P. be in my ear…distracting me…makin’ me wonder what other sexy-ass, pretty toed, eye-linered, lip-glossed, S.U.V. drivin’, long-haired, big-tittied, twerk-piece is eager to RECEIVE AND RESPOND to my e-mail message…the “small talk”…the “ice-breaka”…

PEOPLE, this is REAL! EVERYBODY likes to “UPGRADE”…we upgrade our computers…we upgrade our cars…we upgrade our appearances…so, NATURALLY, we wanna UPGRADE our women too…and what’s the easiest way to do that???

INTERNET PIMPIN’…

thanks for reading –

FyLe ForMatz

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